Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize