Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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