Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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