Plan B is the new Plan A
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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