So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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