do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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