God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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