yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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