fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize