my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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