I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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