Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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