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how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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