I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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