Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She said her name was "party"
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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