So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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