redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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