Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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