Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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