How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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