she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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