I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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