Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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