I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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