Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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