This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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