Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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