He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I am naked and annoyed.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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