Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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