It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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