these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
