i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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