Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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