i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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