Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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