your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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