I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Plan B is the new Plan A
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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