I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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