You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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