so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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