3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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