Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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