Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
