Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
