The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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