Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
