If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize