Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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