Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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