I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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