Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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