honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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