why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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