I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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