Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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